Woo’s Yomozomo | EP.2 Tanaka & Seo-jun mom
You should do the becoming-of-MC ritual properly! Won jae, shout out loud. Ahh! Isn't that crying? [Get delicious~] Oishikunare, Oishikunare, Moe Moe Kyun! [Woo's Yomozomo] I think I feel a lot more comfortable. Should I start? The talk show… Let me start again. The talk show where we learn about the guest. Woo's Yomozomo, let's start. Hello, I'm in charges of the fluent emceeing, this is MC Woo Won jae. It's cold, right? But, everyone stay warm. [(Prompter)/ I want to hug all of you. Please come inside my arms, come on!] Huh? Tsk…
[(Tight)] I want to hug all of you. Haa… Please come inside my arms. Come on. I'll invite today's guest inside. Please come. [Ha…] Wow, what in the world! What is this?! Wow! What's going on?! Nice to meet you. Come here, fast! Don't leave me behind! Don't just go alone! Can I do this once? [(Shriek)] Wait. Stand up for a bit. I want to hug you. Hello. Tanaka, come hug too! This is Tanaka. He's a rapper, right? You're a rapper? Yes, I am. He has an insane… What? You're startling him. If you say that to someone you meet for the first time. But, wait. Show more of your eyes. He laughs a lot. I like that he does. [(Extraordinary Prescence)] It's never been this funny. Today's guests, [Guest of EP. 2] we have Tanaka and Seo jun's mom here. We're so hyped from the start.
You're both meeting me for the first time. How is my first impression? Honestly, you are a bad person. – A bad person? Why? – A bad person. Tanaka was so pure that I believed in Santa until 5 years ago. You said there's no Santa. Tanaka was so sad. Moms really don't like that song. [(Panicking)] Seo jun was shocked after he heard that song Like, 'Mom, Santa doesn't exist?' Right. Why did you make such a song? You've destroyed my childhood fantasy. For real.
Bad person. I had a hard time making up the excuse for my son. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What do I do! So, Tanaka and Seo jun's mom are here. So I'll read your petty little Yomozomo profile, which [Yomozomo Profile Time] I prepared all night. First, Tanaka. [Thank you, This is Tanaka] Arigatou Gozaimasu. Tanaka desu. [Yomozomo Profile] Name: Tanaka Yukio Right. Age, born in 1994. Nationality: Japan. Famous lines: Oishikunare, Oishikunare, Moe Moe Kyun! Are you kidding me? You said you know Tanaka. But how could you read it that way? [(Teach us)] Please. Then I'll cast the spell to make this delicious. This popped up in my mind all night. You'll do, too. Once you hear it. We have such good chemistry. You know when to talk in between the silences. I think we'll be a nice duo. Please, focus. Okay, okay. [Casting the spell] Oishikunare, Oishikunare, Moe Moe Kyun! It should be tasty. – How is it? – It's delicious.
Isn't it? It's such a spell. What are you doing? Cast one on mine as well. Me? Right. Cast one and I'll see how it tastes. Really? I'll first try the water. It tastes so bland. Bland. [Woo Won jae casting the spell] You should do the proper becoming of MC ritual. Wait, you can do this. Won jae, shout out loud. Look upward! Start! Ahh! Isn't that crying? Ahh! [Get delicious~] Oishikunare, Oishikunare, Moe Moe Kyun! This had Won jae's kyun kyun spell, Won jae-made kyun! It was done in Won jae's style. It will be delicious. It is delicious for sure. It's definitely delicious. [(Fainted)] The sincerity is there. You look tired. I am enjoying it. Next is the profile of Seo jun mom's. Do you have mine too? Why did you bother doing so? Name Ryu In na.
Family. Husband, Bae Yong nam. Son, Bae Seo jun. My husband's name comes out wherever I go. It's annoying. I want to pretend I'm single. If I were single, I can make you fall for me so quickly, Tanaka. It would be surprising. Right. [Revealing Seo jun mom's secret to attracting a guy] I have my own secret to captivating men. Like what? Girls, get your pen and paper. [How to be attractive Step 1] Stick out your tongue slightly and put your hand on your lips. [How to be attractive Step 2] Shake your shoulders in an 8 shape. I am telling you everything. Call me In na noona. In na noona. [Sexy] What is that? – Are you okay? – I will fall into you. Tanaka, you go first. – Right. – Won jae, wait. Tanaka. Won jae will go next. Try doing it. Won jae, I will call you. [Crying] Open your eyes blearily. – I will try.
– Let's go. Look at the camera over there. Over there? Think it's here. Please call Won jae from there. Ready. Start. Won jae. He did a good job. He can pick up a girl. When you find a girl you like, Look at her, stick out your tongue, and shake your shoulders in an 8 shape. Right. Then what do you think of each other? I want to describe Tanaka like this. Dead skin in your belly button. What? When you scratch your belly button You want to smell it. You know that, right? Yes. You want to smell it, but you can't in front of other people. It's a bit embarrassing to show it to others. But I want to take it out and look at it by myself.
Like the smell of your ass? You know so well. Right. Right. Won jae, there are times you want to smell it too, right? What? But you can't in front of other people. Won jae is a musician. Let's keep the smelling to us. Won jae doesn't smell it. Really? Maybe the armpits sometimes? After working out. How? Do you press your armpits hard? Or just this much? I didn't say this anywhere else. It's his first time. The way Won jae smells his armpits. How did I end up saying this? A lot of people are curious. The armpit hair is usually curly, right? But my armpit hair is straight. Straight. Straight? It's straight. So when I sweat, It drops down. I don't have to touch my armpits. The sweat drops down on the side. So I can smell it Without people noticing. I'm so jealous. The sweat is not in his armpits. It falls down to his ribs, and he can smell it from there. And people don't think he is disgusting. But people might be curious. Why is he sweating on his side? That is possible.
Normally, only your armpits are wet when you are sweating. But for Won jae, his side gets wet too, right? Mine drops. Your mom must have had a hard time doing the laundry. That is what the mothers feel, right? It turns yellow. It turns yellow. Tell him. How to wash a white T-shirt that has gone yellow. Daiso. There are things for erasing the stains. It's only 1,000 or 2,000 won. Check it out on my YouTube. You are catching the small opportunity. I'm jealous. Please show a lot of love for Namolla Family channel too. What? I am shocked. It's already been 40 minutes. Really? I had so much fun that I didn't know it's been 40 minutes.
Let's keep going. I can do this for 3 hours. Do you have time today? Of course… I think you are losing energy. I expected it to happen today. But I didn't know it would be this much. What do you two think of the atmosphere of our show? Tanaka has been to a lot of shows these days. And today is the hardest. Today is the hardest? He is busy these days. Right. When I see your videos, Tanaka, I start crying. Why why why It's a bit. Oh my. Suddenly? I'm glad that my closest friend is doing well now. Anyways, you two are living a fake life. Wait. What? Fake? How does it feel to live a life like that? Are you happy? You can't let your real self come out. Mine didn't come out. Hey, you. No. Hey, you. Hey, you. – Hey, you. – Hey, you. You can't let your real self come out. – You too… – I mean… You did it well for the last 40 minutes… You can't mess up everything because of it.
I saw it in Tanaka's eyes. He wanted to say "You should say this." Hey, you. People accuse Tanaka all the time so I'm always ready. So I was going to wrap it up after you. Don't edit this part out. Tanaka, say it. People ask me this a lot. Aren't you Korean, Tanaka? Tanaka is so thankful. It's because Tanaka loves Korea so much and I know so much about it. That's why people accuse me. So it's actually a praise for me. Thank you. I guess.. People accuse me for single because I took good care of myself. I'm thankful for it. I will always look good and young, not looking like a tired mom. Louis Vuitton. What's up with your ring? It's so nice. Tanaka, you try it on. I think it will look good on you, Tanaka. Tanaka, it's so nice.
Why don't you have one? I have one now. I got one. Do you like it? I do but I feel bad. It's a gift for you. OK, I will wear it for now. Really, it's a gift for you. I'm so happy. Among Korean rappers, you're my favorite, Woo Won jae. Thank you. I will wear it forever… Really? I will wear it all the time.
When you do your signature pose, it will always show. I will always be with Woo Won jae. I want to make a second character for myself. Wait. There's no second character here. Is this wedding? Bouquet? The thing you throw? I heard that second character is very popular nowadays. – Is it? In Korea? – It is popular. Tell me. I think you should take your beanie off. Should I do it now? – Is it OK? – I can take it off. – If I take it off… – I'm curious. So cute. You look charming. Why are you covering it up with a beanie? Such a handsome face. [Not working] Is it because you're nervous? – No, no. – Now… [Brows are shaking] You look so nervous.
– Put it back on. – Put it back on. I think it's better that way. I guess if you take it off, you get less confident. I feel confident when I wear it. I'm not sure what it is but I think I do in a way. I'll stop here. Or change the music style. [Music style?] The music style. Something like a bright rap style.
Silly and mischievous. [Looking away] Something like this. You know what I mean? Something bright. I will be a rebel. I think he should try it first. [dizzy] Try to change it. [Woo Won jae – Trying to create a second character who does bright music] Put one hand here. [Making second character step 1] And then, put one arm out. [Making second character step 2] Shake your head. If you do this, you look bright. [Making second character step 3] And put up your face. [Shake] I will be naughty, maniac, and mutant! Make it bright. This is so good. The lyrics are so nice. [Making second character step 4] I'm naughty. I love it. I will be a maniac. Like this. I'm so good, right? – Yes, you are. – I should make a rap. Please do it. [Trying the Naughty song] I will be naughty, maniac, and mutant. [Boss, I will do my best] I really work hard. Like this? [(Shake) (shake)] You have to be fast. You're way too slow. I will be naughty, maniac, and mutant. Again, smile more. – Put your head up and start.
– Again? Go! [You're watching MC Woo Won jae trying his best] – Was it good? – I loved it. We will get more serious from now on. No more joking around and get serious please. Please come join us, Jason Lee. Jason. What? What is this? Saxophone. [Zomo Time BGM manager Jason Lee] Saxophone. [Zomo Time BGM manager Jason Lee] Saxophone. Tanaka and Seo jun's mom, when was the saddest time of your life? My saddest time in life was… Can you turn down the volume by 3 notches? The volume can be adjusted, no? It can! Raise it by 4. Now lower it by 3. That's perfect. This is good. The most tragic time of my life was when I got married. Yeah, when I got married. I realized I was no longer alone, and that I couldn't be free. So I'm jealous of Tanaka and Won jae.
Get married late. Please get married late. Don't do it early! – Alright. – Ok. What about Tanaka? When I was working in the host bar back in Japan, no one picked me for five years. The only thing that kept me going was the faith that someday, someone would choose me. This is the moment, I feel like I'm going to cry. This is the day, …Throw away the chains. The precious dream that I have kept inside my heart, my customer choosing me, my customer choosing me, please, oh please, PICK me! I'm tearing up. Thanks Jason Lee, that was awesome. [A fabulous improv concert] It was super good. Tanaka, your voice felt like it embraced me. Here, let me hug you. I love you Tanaka. Do you ever plan on quitting that second character? Wait! Second character? Why do you keep doing this? Alright then. Now let's wrap up. Please say something to the Yomozomo viewers before we wrap up. Okay. MOM~ AOMG~ Woo… Woo's Yomozomo The vibe is super good, I hope the guests who come here bully Won jae a lot. The more the merrier! [MOM MOM MOM MAE] mom, mom, mom…
Yomozomo [Yomozomo] [(freaked out)] Yomozomo, Yomozomo [Broken] Yomozomo I want to go out. I want to go clubbing together. Yeah, this is so fun. Hey, get a hold of yourself! Can't you find your seat? Here Won jae, your seat. Won jae, you've got to go to clubs more. Yeah! I'm going crazy. Let's wrap this up by giving our farewells.
Here, this is the farewell I made. Yomozomo That's super lame. What is that even? Hey, he still tried his best! Then at least roll your hands a bit. Yomozomo! Like this. That's a pretty good idea. Roll your hands jolly good. From the right? Thank you everyone! Woo's, Yomozomo! Good work everyone! Wow that was great. It was so fun I got dizzy from it. One, two, three!
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